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Bigtop of Haruhi Suzumiya, ch.3 pt.1, I guess...This idea was pointless from the start, obviously, but I had to give it at least a nominal effort. Not that it would yield any results, of course, but at least I would be able to honestly say, “I tried”, tomorrow. Actually, I had one idea – that of a trained cat performance – but, after spending a good half an hour, I had to conclude that either Shamisen’s intelligence returned to that of an ordinary calico cat, or he was very good at faking it. Oh well, there goes my brilliant plan.
So, I went to bed without a single decent idea. I could only hope that the rehearsal would be such a disaster that Haruhi would change her mind and cancel the whole affair. Yeah, right. As if that could ever happen.
Of course, Haruhi wasn’t pleased. She asked whether I came up with something first thing in the morning, and, after hearing the honest, complete and thorough answer of “Not really…”, turned away to stare at the window with an expression tha
You're Not A PoetYou’re not a poet because of strung words
Together on row upon row again
Of blank verse or perhaps liberal rhyme.
‘Slam’ all you want, other poets wonder;
Your ignorance of couplets a blunder?
Yes! I speak harshly, but it’s no gross crime,
To point with honesty failed verse of thine.
No real poet discards upper case words;
Lets prose crawl on paper like listless worms.
You seek to free verse of those stern letters,
Sever away bleak capital fetters,
But it doesn’t sing of great speech sublime,
Rather, it sneaks of writing in spare time.
Wait! before you throw me in the icy Rhine;
It’s hard to put verse together in rhyme,
To make our dull words sound great all the time,
Hear them ring out loud, like a clear clock’s chime,
Heralding a poet’s summer prime.
Yet the sacred muses weep at your crime;
Your pentameter mangled thick like slime,
The subject not gilded in raiment fine;
Your bold ink font, crystal waters divine
Tastes bitter to the ton
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