Bigtop of Haruhi Suzumiya, ch 2No need to say, I, unlike Koizumi, didn't find that idea wonderful in the slightest; not that my opinion would mean anything, of course - as soon as Haruhi sets her mind on something, the only thing I can do is try to keep her antics from going too far beyond the limits of reason. Keeping her within these limits is utterly impossible. Seriously, I dare you to try for a change.
- Just to be sure, let me ask you one thing. By writing "ringmaster", did you mean a person who's in charge of a circus troupe?
- Of course! What other meaning can there be? Or did you think of a chief of some illegal crime gang? That would be ringleader, Kyon, ringreader! Try to remember it!
Eh, I do know that, actually... It just that I can't help feeling that this latter one would fit you better. Not that I would say it aloud, of course.
- So, do you, by chance, have a troupe to be in charge of? - Come to think of it, I probably shouldn't have asked that, either, not when the answer is so obvious...
- Of cours
Bigtop of Haruhi Suzumiya, ch.1I was sitting in the clubroom, thinking for the thousandth time about why I even still go there every day. Well, usually I have at least one reason to do it, and a very important reason; that day, however, Asahina-san was excused from her duty as SOS Brigade's resident maid and tea-maker, at the Tsuruya's request. In addition, Koizumi was on a class duty, and the Computer Research Society borrowed Yuki again, so I was all alone. Ah, but what about our fearless leader, you ask? Well, I can tell you that was no mystery; she told me to go ahead, and wait in the clubroom as she needed to retrieve something.
Needless to say, that did nothing to improve my mood; that could only mean that Haruhi had another of her crazy ideas, and I know all too well that her ideas usually mean another world of pain and suffering for me. Oh, well, I could only hope that particular one would be on a school-destroying - as opposed to Universe-destroying - scale.
The door handle clicked. I deduced that must be N